zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the light”

I fear the real war has been lost.

iiawah:

Parks and Recreation + Text Posts

drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

niallj:

extremely republican teenagers scare me 

makos-lightningrod:

this scene was gorgeous, ngl.

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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fake-mermaid:

intensional:

i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”

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Clara lingo.

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